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Ordered chips and curry sauce. The wife ordered small fish and chips. Her fish turned up without any chips, so we shared mine. Still want a refund, though.

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Even the chippy’s getting in on this now. Chippy tea, wife ordered small fish and chips, I ordered chips and curry sauce. Her fish turned up on its own, no chips, so we ended up sharing mine.

A few months ago that would’ve been mildly disappointing. Tonight it was just dinner, and probably a reasonable amount between the two of us.


I still want a refund, mind. I paid for chips and curry sauce, she paid for fish and chips. What we actually got between us was one portion of chips doing the work of two. Mounjaro’s cut my appetite, not my consumer rights.

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